An Ode To My Nemesis
Wispy weeping willows, blowing in the breeze,
Clog up my nose and make me sneeze.
Polinate my lungs, make me cough and wheeze,
Every spring cause of you damn trees.
It happens each March, when you blossom again,
sprouting out leaves and causing phlegm.
So go on, beaver bait and make me cough.
Because Home Depot has chainsaws 50% off!
Written by Chris Grove
Sponsored by Pfizer-Manufacturer of Zyrtec