3.09.2006

Ode to my Nemesis

An Ode To My Nemesis
Wispy weeping willows, blowing in the breeze,
Clog up my nose and make me sneeze.

Polinate my lungs, make me cough and wheeze,
Every spring cause of you damn trees.

It happens each March, when you blossom again,
sprouting out leaves and causing phlegm.

So go on, beaver bait and make me cough.
Because Home Depot has chainsaws 50% off!
Written by Chris Grove
Sponsored by Pfizer-Manufacturer of Zyrtec

7 comments:

Tammy said...

LOL Is this Gabreal? Too funny, my head is full too!

XXOO

Globetrotter said...

Hey Chris,

Go take some Benedryl!

Loved it! ...and welcome to the club!

V said...

Funny!
V

Ayn said...

Somebody is being silly ... or has boughten stock in "Do-it-yourself" depot stock. Yeeks!

Ayn

TJ said...

That is so funny and witty!
I loved it! Thanks for the smiles.
TJ

Tammy said...

CHRIS? Gabreal calls her hubby Nemesis...my bad! Welcome my friend, brilliant as usual.

Hugs

Jod{i} said...

LOVE THIS CHRIS!!!!